Day One

The Turd Tally for today was zero, very sad. I did have a false alarm at 12:06 p.m. though. Lotsa Fruit and veggies have been consumed but so far no shit has been excreted. I even did an all night bindge with Brother Clovis which included Soy Delicious, Barbara's Raspberry fig bars, Health Valley oatmeal choc-chip cookies, dark choc covered raisins, and a guru-chew. Good grief, but no shit. Well hopefully tomorrow will bring good news.